Duck 1: Hey! Got someone aiming weird thing at us!
Duck 2: That weird thing is a camera. Just stand still so we won’t be noticed.
Duck 1: Ok… How long it takes?
Duck 2: Dunno, why?
Duck 1: I need to pee….
Duck 2: Hold it damnit! Be civilized! I just clean myself!
Duck 1: Uugh… (shuddering…)
These two ducks were just sit still there for few minutes like porcelain statue.
As I am a compassionate person, I quickly moved away to let them finished their “business”